Poppycock.

Hahahahahahhaahha.

Maria has decided I need to go on a diet if I want to fit into my grad dress...

It's not my fault I'm growing :(

So, my days of chowing down on health foods have begun.

 I know for certain I will be sneaking to the pantry whilst she is at work. 

I've never been told I need to loose weight before, actually It's usually quite the opposite, none the less.. I will try appease her for now, or at least until after graduation when I go back to being awesome...

"you just need to loose abit around your stomach" is what she thinks, so fml.

/bangs head on table.